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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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Mona-Liisa Nousiainen was a Finnish cross-country skier who competed in the World Cup between 2002 and 2018.\nHer best World Cup finish was first place in a sprint event in Liberec, in the Czech Republic, on 12 January 2013.
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